If you'd like to join Naperville-Fiction, I'm going to make you jump through a few hoops. You can't just sign up. You have to make an appointment to see me in person (scary!), and you have to keep that appointment. Generally, this will be held in one of the local coffeehouses. This being Naperville, that will probably be a Starbuck's, but it's a nice Starbucks, so enjoy - and for Heaven's sake, please order something while you're there. Baristas have bills to pay, too.
Why I am making you do this? Because while Naperville is large for a town, it is small for a city - only about 145,000 people. Growth is going to take a while (if it is going